SPLITFINGER AND ARKANSAW STATE TROOPER

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THE CHASE FROM HELL
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ON MY WAY BACK FROM FREE SPIRITS PLACE I GOT DOWN TO JONESBURROW WHEN NOTICE A ARKANSAW TROOPER COMING UP BEHIND ME WITH BLUE LIGHTS FLASHING AND I LOOK DOWN HAD TRUCK SET ON CRUSE CONTROL AT 65 IN 65 ZONE SO I KNEW I WASN'T SPEEDING.

SO I THOUGHT LETS SEE WHAT HE GOT ,I HAD 95 DODGE RAM1500 WITH MAGNUM V 8 AND 4 WHEEL DRIVE.HE HAD 2004 DODGE CRUISER SO EVEN MATCH I THOUGHT.I STOMP IT TO FLOOR AND THAT BIG 360 BELLOW AND I WAS FORCE BACK IN TO SET AND CHASE WAS OWN ..LOOK UP IN REAR VIEW AND HE WAS STILL COMING UP ON ME BUT SLOWLY NOW . I WEIGHTED UN TILL HE GOT CLOSER THEN I HIT THE BREAKS AND SLID IT OFF IN TO DITCH. WELL THAT TROOPER LAY ED DOWN BLACK MARKS FOR A 200 YARDS.WHILE HE WAS CLEANING OUT HIS PANTS AND WONDER WHAT THE CRAP.I SHIFTED TO 4 WHEEL AND OUT DOWN COTTON PATCH TURN ROLL I WENT IN CLOUD DUST.WELL LOOK IN REAR VIEW HE WAS CUTTING RIGHT THREW FIELD , THATS NO FAIR I THOUGHT SO LAY IT ALL WAY DOWN TO FLOOR AGAIN.
I CANN'T REMEMBER WHEN I HAD SUCH A RIDE 110 ACROSS A DIRT TURN ROW IS EXPERIENCE LET ME TELL YOU.BEEN A OLD FARM BOY I KNOW THERE USUALLY A DITCH AT END FIELD. I LOOK SURE EN THERE WAS ONE AND HAD BANK TO IT TOO . I THOUGHT I,LL SHOW HIM SOMETHING I LIT THAT BANK AS HARD I COULD CLEARED THE DITCH,[DUKES OF HAZARD HAD NOTHING ON ME]] HEHE I THOUGHT AS I LANDING ON WHEELS TOO.4 POINT LANDING

HAD GOOD TURN ROW ON THIS SIDE SO SLAM IT TO FLOOR AGAIN. LOOK IN THAT REAR VIEW AND SEE THAT TROOPER DO THE SAME WITH THE CRUISER , DAM A COUNTRY BOY TOO WHAT LUCK..

SEEN THIS LITTLE ROAD GOING TO WOODS. I THOUGHT I LEAVE HIM HUNG ON STUMP I GOT HY BOY I CAN CLEAR THEN. DOWN THE ROAD I WENT DODGING STOMPS TREES AND BRANCHES ,LOOK BACK THERE WAS THE TROOPER DOING THE SAME , BOY HE MUST BEEN FROM MY NECK WOODS I THOUGHT AND THEN WORSE THING HAPPEN NO ROAD .I LOCK IT UP AND SLIDE ALMOST AT STOP CUT WHEELS SHARP AND SPUN TRUCK AROUND AND LOOKING AT TROOPER SLID HIS CRUISER RIGHT UP TO BUMPER .CRAP ...
I LET DOWN WINDOW AND STUCK HANDS OUT AND OPEN THE DOOR, AND GOT OUT ,, WELL MY ASS GOING TO JAIL NOW ,BUT WHAT A RIDE.
THAT TROOPER GOT OUT WITH HAND ON GUN [NOT A HAIR OUT PLACE STILL HAD HAT OWN ALTHO IT WAS LITTLE FLAT ON TOP..

NOW TRY STAY OUT JAIL I THOUGHT. THE TROOPER SAID ALL I WANTED TO DO TELL UP YOU HAD TAIL LIGHT OUT ,NOW GOT TAKE YOU TO JAIL.. I SAID YOU SCARED ME AND I PANIC , SORRY.

WHAT HELL ,WOULD YOU PANIC FOR ,GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON I'LL LET YOU GO.HE SAID.. I SAID YOU KNOW TROOPER NAME BARNNT??

HE THOUGHT THEN SAID YA I KNOW HIM..I SAID MY WIFE RUN OFF AND CLEAN OUT MY BANK ACCOUNT TOOK KIDS AND RUN OFF TO ARKANSAW AND TOOK UP WITH TROOPER NAME BARNNET.. WHEN I SEEN YOU COMING UP THAT FAST BE HIND ME I PANIC [[ I THOUGHT YOU WAS HIM BRING HER BACK]]

THE TROOPER GOT GRIN ON HIS FACE AND FLIP THE TICKET BOOK CLOSE AND SAID GOOD DAY SIR ,THEN AS HE TURN CRUSIOR AROUND HE SAID IT WAS FUN WASN'T IT ,AND I SAID YA ,HE SAID GET THAT TAIL LIGHT FIX AND LAST I SEEN OF HIM WAS CLOUD DUST BOILING UP AS HE WENT ACROSS FIELD..









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