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BACK TO SHORT STORY REGESTERY
I LOVE TO JOG,AND ONE THE PROBLEMS WITH JOGGING IS DOGS THAT LOOSE.I HAD BIG ONES AFTER ME AND REALLY MAKE ME HIT HY GEAR
,BUT THEY STAY WITH YOU AND NIP AT HEELS.I EVEN THROW SHOE AND RUN AND SWATTING AT DOG WITH ONE I HAD .AFTER GETTING CHEW
UP I WAS TIRED OF IT SPECIALLY THE PIT BULL THATS MY BIGGEST PEST.
SO ONE DAY MY SON CAME IN FROM NIGHT OF GUARD DUTY ,TOOK HIS GEAR OFF AND WENT TO BED. I SLIP OVER PULL HIS GUN OUT ,NO
THAT MAKE TO MUCH NOISE , LOOK CLOSER HAND CUFFS ,I GOT GET CLOSE TO HAND CUFF HIM TO FIRE PLUG. HUUUM WHAT THIS IN CAN ..
READ IN BIG LETTERS SAID WHIP ASS,,.THATS IT JUST WHAT I NEEDED.
SO THAT AFTERNOON I HAD HIS WHIP ASS CLIP TO SHORTS AND WENT JOGGING ,AND WHEN GOT CLOSE TO PIT BULL I PUT MY HAND ON
IT AND WATCH FOR HIM TO ATTACK ME .OUT HE CAME ALL BRISTEL UP RIGHT AFTER ME ONLY THIS TIME I STOP AND TURN AROUND AND WHIP
ASS HIM. THAT DOG DID A STOP WITH A ROLL OVER AND RUN RIGHT INTO FIRE PLUG .THEN HE ROLL IN THE WATER,THEN WENT UNDER PORCH.
THE OWNER CAME OUT I SAID WATCH IT THAT DOG JUST TANGLE WITH POLE CAT AND GOT SPRAYED,AND POLE CAT IN BUSHES RIGHT BE SIDE
THE PORCH AND THE OWNER SLAM DOOR CLOSE AND I WENT ON MY WAY,. WELL DIDN'T TAKE BUT FEW DOGS GETTING SPRAYED UN TILL I COULD
RUN WITH OUT BEEN CHASE.
I GOT DOWN THE ROAD SINGING [I'M BAD I'M BAD AS JUNK YARD DOG GOT MY WHIP ASS OWN I'M BAD I'M BAD GOT MY WHIP ASS OWN.
SON WOKE UP GOT READY FOR WORK AND START PUT HIS GEAR OWN AND SAID I SMELL WHIP ASS.I SAID MUST BE LEAKING YOU BETTER
LEVE IT WITH ME YOU DON,T WANT IT TO GET OWN YOU.HERE 20 DOLLARS STOP AT SHOOTING RANGE GET YOU SOME MORE I'LL PUT IT UP HERE
OWN SHELF IN CASE IT DOES LEAK..HE SAID OK BUT WATCH IT .THATS STUFF IS BAD .GOT BE CERTIFIED TO USE IT.
SO NEXT DAY I WENT JOGGING WITH MY CAN WHIP ASS AND ALL I SEEN WAS EYES UNDER PORCHES AND GROWL AND THOSE ON PORCH YEP
AND WENT TO BACK YARD , YA I'M BAD I'M BAD GOT MY WHIP[ ASS OWN YA MAN.
On this home page, I'll introduce myself and talk about my reasons for wanting a web site. I might put a picture of myself
on this page...or just a picture that I especially like.
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