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BACK IN START OF MAN, IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN PROBLEM OF EATING WITH OUT BEEN ATE. MAN LIVE OF WHAT PLANTS HE COULD EAT AND WHAT LEFT AFTER TWO BIG BEAST GOT IN TO FIGHT. AFTER THE VICTOR FEED SO WOULD MAN, AND REST WORLD. MAN DEVELOPED SMARTS TO DEAL WITH PROBLEMS ,THIS MADE HIM DIFFERENT THAT THE REST WORLD. THIS IS WHERE I CAME IN .[THE WORLD FIRST THINKER.]

ONE DAY I WAS SNEAKING UP ON A BIG BIRD TRYING GET CLOSE TO IT SO I COULD THROW ROCK AND HIT IT. I TRIP ON VINE LIKE FELL IN DEEP HOLLOW.
I WOULD BE SURE OF BEEN KILL IF FELL INTO THERE ANY THING WOULD. NEEDLESS TO SAY MY TRIPPING ON VINE AND FALLING SPOOK THE BIRD AND OFF HE WENT ,, [CURSES ,] I SET THERE DEJECTED, AND AT SAME TIME GLAD I GRAB A BRANCH ON TREE AND DIDN'T GO DOWN THERE ,LONG DROP,,
I THOUGHT HOW NICE IF TRANASOURIS CAME ALONG AND TRIP OVER THE VINE AND FELL IN THE HOLLOW ,IT SURE TO KILL IT. HUUUUUUUUMMM
ONE VINE WOULD NOT TRIP IT MAYBE MORE VINES WOULD .HUUUUUMM. SO GOT MY STONE ,IT WAS SHARP, IT CUT ALMOST GREAT AND WORK ONE VINES GOT BUNCHES THEM, SETTING THERE TRYING FIG ER HOW DEPLOY ALL THESE VINES TOGETHER. WHEN NOTICE A GROUP THAT TWISTED TOGETHER. WE CALL THEM MUPA [WHERE NO MAN GOES] SO I TWISTED THEM JUST LIKE NATURE DID ,AND THEY WERE STRONG AND SMALLER THAN THE GROUP NOT TWISTED. I TESTED IT KNOW WAY I COULD BREAK IT . SO I WRAP IT AROUND THE TREE SAME WAY NATURE DID. AND NOW GOT HID THE VINE SO TRANASAROUS WANT SEE IT. THEN ATTACH THE OTHER END TO ROCK.. WHEN PULL THE ROCK BACK THE VINE GOT TIGHT. I CAN JUST SEE THE TRANASAROUS TRIPPING AND FALL IN TO HOLLOW .OK GOT TRAP MADE NOW GET TRANASAOURS TO RUN THREW HERE ,,HUUUUUUUMM THERE IS TATERBUG [WHICH MEANS FAST] SEEN HIM LEAVE A TRANASAOURIS BEHIND ,JUST SEEM TO FLOAT OVER GROWN. SO WENT BACK TO HOLE IN WALL OF MOUNTAIN WHERE WE HIDE IN FOUND TATER BUG,, TOLD HIM WHAT I HAD IN MINE AND SHOW HIM WITH DRAWING ON WALL HOW IT WORK,, HOW I TWISTED VINES MAKE STRONGER , THE ELDER CAME BY AND SAID NOT SURE ROPE OR DOPE. GOT ME?? WILL TATER WENT WITH ME SHOW HIM THE TRAP AND HOW IT WORK. HE WENT HUUUUUMMM ,AND OFF HE WENT FINE A TRANASOURIS. SOON HEARD ALL HELL COMING THREW JUNGEL IT WAS TATERBUG WITH TRANASOURIS RIGHT BEHIND HIM SNAPPING AT HIS LEAVES. TATERBUG PAST THE TRAP. I PULL THEY ROCK TIGHT VINE POP UP ,AND TRANASOURIS CAUGHT IT'S FEET IN VINE AND JERK THE ROCK RIGHT OUT MY HAND ,OOOOPPPS.THAT ROCK WENT FLYING RIGHT AT THE TRANASOURIS HIT IT RIGHT IN HEAD, AND DOWN THE HOLLOW IT WENT .TATERBUG AND I WAS OVER COME WITH JOY. WE DANCE AND DID CHEST BUMP HI 5 ,LOOK LIKE TWO MONKEYS WITH HOT FOOT, THE WAY WE CARRY OWN. TATERBUG AND I WENT DOWN THE HOLLOW WALLS AND SURE ENOUGH IT WAS DEAD. WE HAD MAKE OUR FIRST KILL, BUT IT DIDN;T WORK LIKE I HAD PLAIN,, NEED TO TIE TO SOMETHING BIGGER THAN ROCK,, TREE MAYBE.
WENT BACK TO GROUP TOLD THEM WE KILL A TRANASOURIS ,AND SHOW THEM WHERE IT WAS :SOON WE ALL HAD LOTS TO EAT,, TOLD THE TAIL HOW WE MADE A TRAP HOW IT WORKS ,,NOW I WAS CHIEF HUNTER AND TATERBUG WAS ,MY PARTNER .. WE TRAP LOTS THERE ,BUY GETTING THEM FOLLOW TATERBUG AND TRIPPING AND FALLING IN TO HOLLOW. I NAME THE TWISTED VINES ROPE, AND GAVE ELDER CREDIT FOR NAME IT ROPE.. HE LOOK LITTLE SURPRISE ,THINK HE CALL ME DOPE.. WHAT THAT MEAN???



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