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HOW I SAVE CHRISTMAS
WHEN MY SON WAS 7 YEARS OLD. .CHRISTMAS EVE WAS HERE AND GETTING READY FOR SANTA CLAUSE.
MY SON WANTED ME PUT OUT THE SPECIAL OAT MEAL COOKIE'S I MADE, .PLUS SOME THE SPECIAL EGG NOG I MADE. I HAD NO PROBLEM
WITH THIS ,I WILL SNEAKING AND EAT IT ANY WAY. THE COOKIE WERE LACE WITH 101 RUM, AND EGG NOG WAS SPIKE WITH WILD TURKEY 101
SO GOT SON TO BED AND WAS ALMOST DOZEN OFF WHEN HEARD .A NOISE.
WENT DOWN STAIRS WHAT I FINE ,BUT A BIG RED SUITED MAN LAYING UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE. THE COOKIES AND EGG NOG WERE
GONE, AND WHAT SEEM TO BE SANTA CLAUSE UNDER MY TREE DRUNK AS SKUNK. WELL I COULD NOT LET SON SEE THIS. SO GOT HIM IN WHEEL
BARROW AND TOOK HIM OUT SIDE TO PUT HIM IN SLAY. YOU EVER CARRY 350 LB ELF, I SAY IT'S NOT EASY. THE RAIN DEER'S WERE ON ROOF
WITH SLAY ,AND RUDOLPH SEEN ME CARRYING SANTA HE SHOOK HIS HEAD AS TO SAY NOT AGAIN. HE SOON CAME DOWN WITH SLAY INTO YARD
WHICH I DUMP THE 350 POUND ELF IN..
THERE WAS CLIP BOARD WITH ALL NAMES WHO NAUGHT OR NICE, AND NOTICE FREE SPIRIT ON NAUGHT SIDE LIST. WELL I GOT TO
DELIVER THE TOYS OR BE NO CHRISTMAS FOR THE KID'S. I GOT IN SLED AND TOLD THEM RONNIE JAMES HOUSE , AND OFF THEY WENT . BOY
TALK ABOUT WHIP LASH ,I ALMOST FELL IN BACK WITH TOYS. THE DEER WERE SO FAST AND QUICK IT WAS A SHOCK HOW FAST THEY WENT.
COMING IN TO RONNIE JAMES HOUSE I ASSUME THEY MIST JUDGE LANDING HIT TV ANTINIA . TOOK ME A HOUR GET THEM DEER'S UN TANGLE
FROM IT . DROP OFF 3 TOY'S AT RONNIE HOUSE ,AND TOLD RUDOLPH TO JACK'S HOUSE ,AND OFF WE WENT. HIT THE ROOF OF THIS STRANGE
LOOKING HOUSE ALL IN RED. I GOT OUT AND SNUCK DOWN AND LOOK ALL LIGHTS OWN . LOTS LADY'S SETTING IN MEN'S LAPS IN NIGHT CLOTHES.
WENT BACK UP TOLD RUDOLPH JACK'S HOUSE NOT THE CAT HOUSE. [GUESS SANTA MADE LOT STOPS THERE] SO OFF WE WENT LIKE A FLASH
TO JACK'S HOUSE MADE GOOD LANDING , DROP OFF 3 TOYS . THE TOLD RODOLPH CHILDREN'S HOME .IN A FLASH WE IN THE SKY AGAIN. COMING
IN TO CHILDREN'S HOME THEY HAD FLAT ROOF. WE HIT IT HIGH SPEED ,AND DAM THING HAD ICE ON , ALL HERE ALLLLLLLLLL SHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT
WE SLIDE RIGHT OFF OTHER SIDE ENDED IN DUMPSTER. .WILL TOOK HOUR GET SLED RAIN DEER OUT DUMPSTER ,AND THAT 350 POUND ELF
OUT ,,NOW HE HAD PUMP KNOT ON HEAD. DROP OFF TOY'S THERE AND THEN OFF ACROSS COUNTRY WE WENT. HIT CHICAGO, NEW YORK PA .OK
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OFF OVER SEAS DID ICELAND OK ,THEN ON WAY TO ENGLAND WE LIKE HIT A 747 HEAD ON. NOW KNOW WHAT THE BUG SEE LAST LOOK
BE FORE HITTING WIND SHIELD .NOT HAPPY AT ALL .TOLD RUDOLPH FIRE UP THAT NOSE .TRY GET US ALL KILL. WHEN IT ENGLAND MADE OUR
RUNS ON WAY OUT STOP AT COFFEE SHOP GOT BIG CUP COFFEE AND PORED IT DOWN SANTA. HE WAS COMING AROUND ,TRIED TAKE OVER RAINS
WHEN WE LIKE HIT THE BRIDGE OVER THE SANE RIVER.. GOT CONTROL OF RAINS FROM HIM AND OFF WE WENT .. STOP IN JON BOURG HOUSE
,AND DROP OFF FEW TOY'S, AND WHEN I CAME OUT THAT DAM ELF HAD TAKEN OVER ,AND WAS LEVEING ME BEHIND..
STOP SANTA DON'T LEVE ME HERE .HO HO HOOOO GOT TO GO. ,I SAID IF I SEE YOU AGAIN I'LL SPLIT YOUR HEAD, AND THAT
FREAK DEER BE IN MY FREEZER..HO HOOO HOO GOT GO, ON DANCER ,ON PRANCER ,DASHER , QUEENIE AND TRIXIE, THEY REALLY SHOULD NOT
LET DRUNK ELF'S DRIVE SLED .HERE I WAS TRYING DO GOOD DEED STRANDED IN FENLAND ..TOOK ME A WEEK GET HOME .MIST SON CHRISTMAS
RIGHT. NOW WHEN CHRISTMAS COMES GOT MY BASE BALL BAT, AND DEER GUN LOOKING FOR THAT ELF AND THAT RED NOSE RAIN DEER.
SPLITFINGER
On this home page, I'll introduce myself and talk about my reasons for wanting a web site. I might put a picture of myself
on this page...or just a picture that I especially like.
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