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HOW I LEARN TO COOK
HAD A NICE WARM FIRE. I WAS SETTING THERE IN MY SABER TOOTH TIGER ROBE EATING ON LEG OF TRANSAOURIS. IT WAS GOOD
,NEEDED DRINK
SO LAY MY LEG DOWN ON ROCK GOT ME A DRINK FROM A DIPPER I MADE FROM HOLLOW OUT GORED. LOOK AROUND FOR MY LEG IT WAS GONE
.SAW THE PIG DRAGGING IT IN MY STICK HUT. DAM PIG GRAB A PIECE WOOD AND THREW IT AT PIG. .PROBLEM THE WOOD WAS FROM FIRE .
NOW THE MY STICK HUT ON FIRE .OUE OUE OUE. I WENT POINTED AT HUT. TOO LATE HUT WAS IN FULL FLAMES AND THE PIG WAS SQUEELING.
NOT THING I COULD DO,
WHEN FIRE GONE I WENT SEE IF FINE ANY THING I COULD USE IN RUINS OF HUT .MOST EVERY THING WAS HOT .NOT MUCH LEFT EXCEPT
ASHES AND BURN PIG. I REACH DOWN TOUCH THE PIG AND IT WAS HOT BURN MY FINGERS. I STUCK THEM IN MOUTH TO COOL THEM HUUUUUUUUUMM
THAT TASTE DIFFERENT. AFTER PIG COOL OFF I WAS STILL HUNGRY THE PIG STOLEN MY FOOD. SO CUT SOME FROM HIS LEG HIND SECTION
.. HUUUUUUMMMM GOOD , BOY THATS GOOD .EAT ALL I COULD AND FEED REST TO AURORA.. COUPLE DAYS WE BUILD NEW HUT. FOUND A
WILD BORE AND RUN IT INTO HUT. I CLOSE THE DOOR AND PUT PROP SO WOULD OPEN AURORA SET HUT ON FIRE SOON WE HAD FRYED PIG.
AGAIN IT TASTED SO GOOD ,, I HAD MY FEEL AND SO DID AURORA,, SHE SHOW HER FRIENDS HOW WE DID IT. SOON EVERY BODY WAS BURNING
HUTS ,AND FRYING PIG..
THIS MADE A PROBLEM. WHERE YOU SLEEP AFTER COOKING PIG.. SO WE MOVE TO HOLE IN SIDE MOUNTAIN ,, AURORA CALL CAVE,
WE MOVE IN AND MOVE FIRE TO OPEN OF CAVE. TO KEEP THINGS AWAY. WELL MOST HUT WERE SET ON FIRE AND SOON ALL WERE LIVEN
IN CAVES .
WE HAD THIS ONE ,THAT WAS LAZY. HE DIDN,T LIKE BUILDING HUTS AND BURN DOWN , SO HE DID NOT DO MUCH COOKING , THEN ONE
DAY I SEEN HIM KILL THE PIG,, TOLD HIM GOT IT ALL WRONG GOT GET PIG IN HUT AND BURN IT .HE SAID HUG[ SLAP HEAD ],,I SAID WELL
ANT GOT HUT BUILD YET. PIG ALREADY DEAD SO PUT IT IN CAMP FIRE .. WHICH WE DID ..HUUUUUMMM TASTE JUST AS GOOD .HECK WE DON,T
NEED BURN HUTS DOWN JUST COOK OVER CAMP FIRE ..
THIS CALL FOR GREAT CELEBRATION, FROM THEN OWN WE HAD GET TOGETHERS AND COOK PIG , OVER CAMP FIRES . WE NAME IT AFTER
AURORA SON WHO KILL THE PIG AND WE TRIED COOKING IN CAMP FIRE, HIS NAME WAS BARB BE QUE. [MEANS ONE WHO SCREW UP]
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