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BACK TO SPLITS CAVE MAN DIARIES
CHAPTER #4 BRIDE FOR THE BOY,
DAY AFTER THE ATTACK OF SABER TOOTH TIGER . WAS SETTING ON THE ROCK.. AURORA CAME OUT THE HUT .DOING HER SKIN
CURING ..
I SAID TO HER WE NEED FINE A MATE FOR THE BOY .HE CLOSE TO 14 SEASON OLD TURNING TO A MAN,, HE BE A MAN SOON ,,AND LATER
HE GET WISDOM.[ EXPERIENCE] AURORA FACE KIND TURN RED SHE AHAHAH ,AND SAID CAN FINE ANY BODY THAT PUT UP WITH HIM.. I SAID
HE NORMAL
JUST TRYING TO GROW UP AND FULL FOOL PRANKS ,HE GROW OUT IT. THERE TROPICANIA THE CHIEF MIGHT LET HER GO.. SHE LIKE TO
CHANT AND TALK ABOUT ANIMALS. AURORA WENT OVER TO CLAY POT SHE MADE. I ASK HER WHAT SHE DOING. SHE SAID SHE MAKE A DRINK
THAT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD. I ASK CAN I HAVE LITTLE .SHE GOT SMALL CLAY CUP OF IT ,, HUUUUUMMM TASTE GOOD AND WARM ALL WAY
DOWN. I ASK WHAT YOU CALL THIS ? SHE SAID HOOCH. IT'S GOOD . I SAID. WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT MY IDEAL OF WOMAN FOR THE BOY..
SHE SAID IT'S TIME FOR HIM ,TO BE A MAN. SO I TOOK THIS AS A YES ,, AND I SAID I'LL SEE WHAT CAN BE DONE .. THIS MEANS I
GOT GO TO CAVE WHERE I BEEN BAND . SO I GATHER UP THE BLACK ROCKS . I HAD MADE LOT MORE OF THEM FROM KEEPING SECOND FIRE GOING
TO HEAT UP ROCK AND PORE WATER ON THEM ,, THEY SHATTER EVERY TIME..HEHEHEH
I GOT MY SHARP ROCKS. AND WENT TOWARD CAVE . EVERY BODY WENT IN WHEN I CAME NEAR ALL EXCEPT TATERBUG HE JUST GOT
ON SIDE AND WATCH. CHIEF CAME OUT WITH ARMS FOLDED [I SAID HAIL CHIEF AND GAVE HIM MY SOLUTE ] HE SAID WHAT YOU WANT? [I SAID
I CAME TO TRADE , NO HARM IN THAT .[CHIEF] HE SAY NO .I BEEN WATCHING YOU FROM HERE ..YOU DOING WELL. [ME] I SAID LOT HARD
WORK ,BUT WE OK AS LONG WE NOT SET UP ON BY BIG ANIMALS. [CHIEF SAID] IF THEY COME ,YOU COME HERE. [ME] HOW ABOUT AURORA AND
BOY .[CHIEF] THEY WELCOME TO. I SEE SHE FINE WOMAN FOR YOU.
[CHIEF] I HAD TO IN FORCE OUR RULES, WITH OUT YOU SHE BE DEAD AND DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE GOD'S ANGRY .SO SENT YOU WITH HER.
I HEAR YOU KILL A SABER TOOTH YESTERDAY.[ [ME ] YES HE WAS AFTER ME FOR LUNCH AND HAD ME TRAP AGAINST THE HOLLOW ,AND I GOT
LUCKY AND KILL HIM WITH MY NEW SPEER. CHIEF LOOK AT MY SPEER ,,CHIEF] WHAT A SHARP ROCK ,,WISH I HAD ONE LIKE IT. [.I SAID]
WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO ARRANGE THAT, I NEED A WOMAN FOR THE BOY.. TIME FOR HIM GROW UP BE A MAN ..I COULD USE HELP DOWN THERE
.[CHIEF] GOT ANY BODY IN MINE?? [ME] YES,, TROPICANIA ,,THEY CLOSE TO SAME AGE AND YOU GET SOME PIECE AND QUIET. [CHIEF]
YOU NEED MY PERMISSION TO ASK HER . I SAY YES FOR TWO THOSE SHARP BLACK STONES.[ THIS IS WHERE MARRIAGE PERMIT GOT STARTED
][ME] [DEAL] I GAVE HIM TWO FINE STONES REAL SHARP AND TO A FINE POINT. I WENT IN TROPICANIA NICE YOUNG LADY SHE JUST CHANTS
SONGS ABOUT ANIMALS A LOT. I ASK HER FOR MY STEP SON TO BE HIS WOMAN , SHE WAS ALL BOUNCY AND HAPPY ,AND OTHER LADY'S GAVE
HER BIG HUN ,, AND STARTED TO PACK HER THINGS UP.. WHEN SHE ALL PACK WE WALK OUT CAVE ,CHIEF HAPPY, I MADE GREAT DEAL ,,AND
STEP SON WILL BE WORE OUT SOON I BET. I TOLD TROPICANIA OK TO SING AT MY CAMP JUST OUT SIDE AROUND CAMP FIRE..
THAT AFTER NOON WE WORK MAKING NEW HOME FOR STEP SON AND TROPICANIA WE MADE IT SAME WAY BY STACKING SMALL TREE'S
UP RIGHT AGAINST A TREE AND PUTTING A HEAVY TIE WITH ROPE I MADE. THEY STAYED WITH US THAT NIGHT , WE DIDN'T HAVE FIRE PIT
MADE OR GROWN WAS NOT CLEARED RIGHT.. JUST THE STAND UP PART ,,GOT BE COVER WITH LEAVES TO, WHEN HOME DONE THEN THEY MOVE
IN BY THEM SELF.
NEXT DAY THEY UP WORKING ON THEIR HOME ,AND AURORA AND I KEEP EYE ON THEM . AURORA SAID NO HANKY PANKY WHAT THAT
MEAN'S? UNTIL THE CEREMONY . GUESS IT'S AURORA CUSTOM . WELL I RESPECT HER WISHES. SO BE IT. THAT AFTER NOON AURORA FITTED
ME WITH MY NEW ROBE. IT WAS FINE THING COVER MY ARMS AND ALL UPPER BODY DOWN TO KNEES , AND SHE LEFT THE HEAD ON IT.
I ASK AURORA WHY LEAVE HEAD ON IT?
SHE SAID I CLEAN IT OUT ITS CLEAN AND FLIP IT OVER MY HEAD ,, KEEP HEAD FROM GETTING WET.[ FIRST HOOD ON GARMENT] YOU
KILL IT ,YOU MORE MIGHT THAN SABER TOOTH. EVEN VILLAGE IS TALKING ,KNOW BODY KILL ONE BE FORE .MAKES YOU MORE MIGHTY THAN
HE.. I TURN TO AURORA I PEE ON ME I WAS SO FRIGHTEN ,SHOOK LIKE LEAF IN BREEZE, THATS NOT A BRAVE MAN JUST POOR SUCKER COUGH
WHERE HE COULD GET AWAY ,
I HAD TO FIGHT,, NO WHERE TO RUN. SHE SAID YOU WON. I SAID THAT NEW SPEER WITH BLACK ROCK ON IT WON.. SHE HAD THREE SMALL
SLITS IN FRONT AND SHE REACH IN PULL THE PIECES THREW THE HOLES AND PUT THREE SHARP STICKS THREW THEM. SHE SAID THREW. I SAID
THINKS GRAB HER AND RUB NOSES , SHE SEEM LIKE IT ,AND I WAS HAPPY MAN SHE FIX ME UP GOOD ,, THEN SHE SHOWED ME HER TOP SHE
MADE OUT SNAKE SKIN
LOOK GOOD ON HER ,,BREST COVERED ,GOOD, NO SUN BURN ANY MORE, NICE LOOKING WOMAN. BET WE STARTING SOMETHING NOW ALL
VILLAGE BE WEARING SKINS NOW. I WENT DOWN TO POOL TO SEE WHAT I LOOK LIKE. I LOOK LIKE MAN INSIDE SABER TOOTH TIGER. THEN
FLIP THE HEAD COVER UP OVER MY HEAD AND LOOK. I JUMP BACK, ME IN SIDE TIGER LOOKING OUT HIS MOUTH WITH TWO HUGE TEETH STICKING
DOWN.
THAT NIGHT, FIRE UP, AURORA BROUGHT OUT THE HOOCH AND WE ALL HAD FEW SHOTS OF IT ,, TROPICANIA STARTED TO SING
HAD ARMS OUT LIKE WINGS ON GREAT CONDOR ,AND BOY HAD HIS SPEER STEPING FUNNY AROUND FIRE AND SO WAS TROPICANIA ,, I GRAB
A HOLLOW LOG AND TWO STICKS STARTING TO BEAT ON IT WITH THE STEPS THEY WERE MAKING. SOMETHING WAS HAPPEN HERE WHAT I DO NOT
KNOW BUT SEEM FUN TO ME ,,
BUMP,,, BUMP BUMP,,,BUMP THE BEAT WENT OWN AND AURORA GOT STICKS AND IN THE PAUSE HERE A CLICK CLICK.. THIS WENT OWN FOR
SHORT TIME THEN THE GOD'S JOIN IN LIGHTS FLASHING THE LOUD NOISE AND IT WENT OWN LIGHT FLASH THEN BOOOOOOM ALL TIME I WAS
BEATING ON THE LOG AND SIPPING SOME HOOCH. THIS MUST BEEN A SIGHT TO PEOPLE UP ON HILL, CEREMONY WITH THE GODS. WE HAD GREAT
TIME ,,THINK I HAD TO MUCH HOOCH .AS THE LIGHT FLASH I JUST KIND HUNKER DOWN PULL MY HOOD OVER HEAD ,MAYBE THEY LEAVE ME ALONG.
THATS LAST I REMEMBER
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