The Coach Hostess....
Well folks ,from time to time ,I will tell you stories of my
Work as a coach hostess, ........
I was trained to be with the public at all times in emergencies
And other things they wanted to tell me , and folks I was told
Some funny things sometimes ,I can tell you some...
First I had to have my photo taken in black suit white blouse and shoes.....my
boss paid for all this , he was
A Italian man , and rather groovy, his son and daughter
Worked at the services ,owned by Granada,and I had met
His wife as well...
Their was a magazine for the coach drivers, called On The
Road, and my photo was in there... It ended up that all the coach drivers had my pic,in there wallet lol...
Some of my stories are funny and some are not, like you
Had to take the rough with the smooth..this one I will tell
This double Decker coach came in , and it was called
Smiths abroad coaches.. lol....operated by 1 father and his
Three sons.. Who thought they were gods gift to women
These three sons were known as sailors abroad... Right devils, well on this
day they approached me ,and said you
Must give us your help...I went with them to the coach
And they have sleeping comparment underneath , where
1 sleeps while the other one drives... And low and behold
They opened it to me ,and there was a naked women in there ,stark nakid , and quite pretty,,
it was obvious by the smell she had more then one drink...she was out like a light
I looked at her making sure no rope wrist marks was on
Her as I knew what games these 3 brothers played with
Women and were not nice in my opinion....Well what you
Going to do with her they asked me ... Take her back
Where you got her from.. That's the trouble one of them
Said we don't know.... I knew this coach was heading
For the continent and would be searched at Dover....
And they would get in serious trouble... This time I did not
Help then I walked off in disgust...Sort it out yourself I said
Might make you understand that a lot of ppl around here
Are fed up with you three and your women..and your prostitutes .. Them ppl on coach pay
for a good holiday
Not to see 3 idiots playing around with someones feellings like you three play , you hit
on on a holiday maker and she
Feels she is special , till the truth comes out... So this time
The ball is in your court , and I walked away from 3
Red faced men lol....
Some women tho I will say go in groups on these holidays to the Costa de Sol.. Most
are married,, and I wonder what
There husbands would say if they evcr found out ,that
Most sleep with Romeo's they have met abroad ,in bars
Its a wonder they don't get aids....
Now I had a coach man that loved himself lol..really did
And he was always coming on to me.. So on this trip
As the group of women got off the coach , I told them
His room no ,..hee hee... Well he kept talking to them
Over the intercom while driving . Saying rather smutty things to them... ...So I thought I would
help him on his merry way. lol......At three o clock in the morning there
Was a banging at my door.. I opened it to find him covered in lipstick.. And no
shirt lol... And I could see he was in no mood ,he was mad as hell.I cooly asked what do you want
to borrow my blouse.. He marched past me sat on my double bed and took his shoes off, and said to me im sleeping here,as
u told all them women where my room was,and I have to drive so ,.so what be darned I said
This is my room bugger off. Lol.. All he said night
Hey I said im not sleeping with you.. .go back to your own room... No way, he said and I said you
can sleep in that chair , I will get you a blanket....no way he said. You made this mess so you sleep in the chair.. . Well
I tried to get
Comfy in the darned chair but I was really cold. So I thought I know I will put a barrier between
me and him
So got pillows from cupboard and put them down the middle of bed.. And silently got in my side of
And someone said cold are we dear.. Grrrrrrrrrrrr I said
And when I woke up the pillows had gone and his arm was around me. , and I
was nice and warm. .I was not happy about situation but I guess I had brought it on myself lol...but a few months
later he play a right one on me
And I will tell you what he played later on.....
All for now from jaquies coachin days...god be with youme with one of the coaches talking
to ray the driver....gosh he was a tall man